January 2012
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One time I made a collective draft full of golden...
HERE WE GO: “Also - I want to hang with Robert Pattinson and Johnny Flynn. Just the three of us. Maybe kayaking or drinking some brews in a pub somewhere. Daniel Radcliffe could come, too. We could form a band together. We could be called 4 Awesome Dudes Who Are Best Buds and Are Totally Awesome Together. Basically like the Beatles except hotter.” “I loved Half-Blood...
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so, kissing my pillow pet at midnight seems like a...
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Anonymous asked: You're cute,
or whatever tumblr you can rotate my photos that's...
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December 2011
ring ring
me: Hello?
mom: HAPPY NEWWWW YEARSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 eve.
me: Celebrating already, I see.
mom: UH NO JESS. I'M SAVING IT FOR TONIGHT
me: Tonight?
mom: Yeah an old friend came by and he's taking me and Chase to a party!!
me: Ooooh. *thinks: Who the hell is Chase?!*
mom: SoOoo what are you doing? Listening to fun.? watching The Big Bang Theory?
me: Ummm
mom: wElp, GOTTA GO! see you....NEXT YEAR!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha get it????
me: Oh ho, good one, mom
So while my mom parties I, the 17 year old, will stay home and probably listen to fun. & watch TBBT because there's nothing more to my life oh my god my eternal cries
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bacontuna asked: holy dicks I made it, even though my blog isn't quality its shit. but stilll that made my life
"Check It"
My page now includes a list of my favorite blogs Mostly for my convenience but in the off chance that someone random clicks on it then they will get slapped in the face with quality
Go see if you made the cut! & IF I FORGOT YOU I’M SORRY OK I’M STUPID http://some-terrible-nights.tumblr.com/bestblogs
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Today I got a latte then drove to the park to just sit on the swings and mope but when I got there, it was sunny and everything smelled nice and there was a little boy with his dad and he yelled “I WANNA SWING WITH THE GIRL!” So he ran over and sat down next to me and I listened to him talk about mud and the sun and wooly worms and soon I stopped feeling bad for myself and enjoyed the...
If I keep it together I could love you forever.
adambeckah:
If I keep it together.
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unfriending my family / religious people / 12 year...
It’s like I can smell the no-more-bullshit-status-messages-on-the-home-page already!
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Me: *barely paying attention to news*
News: "....cat in Winnipeg..."
Me: HOLY FUCK THAT'S IN CANADA
empty-aisles:
I searched every pocket that hung in the closet, until I found some matches and a brown leather jacket, one I swore I’d never worn, but it once kept you warm. Do you remember, we made love on the floor? And you still haven’t called, so I’ll wait until they’re closing the bars. I made a wish, but the match never lit.
Translation: Hi my name’s Nate Ruess and I’m the...
Google Translate is translating this Portuguese...
SO WHY THE FUCK DID I FAIL FRENCH
I USED THAT SHIT EVERYDAY IN THAT CLASS
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The only Criminal Minds // Big Bang Theory crossover fanfiction that’s about Reid and Sheldon is in Portuguese
well shit!