January 2012
Jan 1st
7 notes
1 tag
One time I made a collective draft full of golden...
HERE WE GO: “Also - I want to hang with Robert Pattinson and Johnny Flynn.  Just the three of us.  Maybe kayaking or drinking some brews in a pub somewhere.  Daniel Radcliffe could come, too.   We could form a band together.  We could be called 4 Awesome Dudes Who Are Best Buds and Are Totally Awesome Together.  Basically like the Beatles except hotter.” “I loved Half-Blood...
Jan 1st
1 tag
Jan 1st
3 tags
Jan 1st
3 notes
Jan 1st
95 notes
so, kissing my pillow pet at midnight seems like a...
Jan 1st
Jan 1st
32 notes
Jan 1st
81 notes
Jan 1st
1 tag
Jan 1st
32 notes
Jan 1st
277 notes
Jan 1st
14 notes
Anonymous asked: You're cute,
Jan 1st
1 note
Jan 1st
20 notes
or whatever tumblr you can rotate my photos that's...
Jan 1st
1 tag
Jan 1st
December 2011
Dec 31st
219 notes
Dec 31st
6,947 notes
Dec 31st
3 notes
ring ring
me: Hello?
mom: HAPPY NEWWWW YEARSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 eve.
me: Celebrating already, I see.
mom: UH NO JESS. I'M SAVING IT FOR TONIGHT
me: Tonight?
mom: Yeah an old friend came by and he's taking me and Chase to a party!!
me: Ooooh. *thinks: Who the hell is Chase?!*
mom: SoOoo what are you doing? Listening to fun.? watching The Big Bang Theory?
me: Ummm
mom: wElp, GOTTA GO! see you....NEXT YEAR!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha get it????
me: Oh ho, good one, mom
So while my mom parties I, the 17 year old, will stay home and probably listen to fun. & watch TBBT because there's nothing more to my life oh my god my eternal cries
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
31 notes
1 tag
Dec 31st
3 notes
Dec 31st
107,157 notes
bacontuna asked: holy dicks I made it, even though my blog isn't quality its shit. but stilll that made my life
Dec 31st
"Check It"
My page now includes a list of my favorite blogs Mostly for my convenience  but in the off chance that someone random clicks on it then they will get slapped in the face with quality Go see if you made the cut! & IF I FORGOT YOU I’M SORRY OK I’M STUPID http://some-terrible-nights.tumblr.com/bestblogs
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
88 notes
Dec 31st
53 notes
Dec 31st
322 notes
1 tag
Dec 31st
22 notes
Dec 31st
60 notes
Dec 31st
9 notes
Dec 31st
13 notes
Dec 31st
36 notes
Dec 31st
37 notes
Dec 31st
103,793 notes
Today I got a latte then drove to the park to just sit on the swings and mope but when I got there, it was sunny and everything smelled nice and there was a little boy with his dad and he yelled “I WANNA SWING WITH THE GIRL!” So he ran over and sat down next to me and I listened to him talk about mud and the sun and wooly worms and soon I stopped feeling bad for myself and enjoyed the...
Dec 31st
2 notes
If I keep it together I could love you forever.
adambeckah: If I keep it together.
Dec 31st
9 notes
Dec 31st
333 notes
4 tags
Dec 31st
30 notes
unfriending my family / religious people / 12 year...
It’s like I can smell the no-more-bullshit-status-messages-on-the-home-page already! 
Dec 31st
2 notes
1 tag
Me: *barely paying attention to news*
News: "....cat in Winnipeg..."
Me: HOLY FUCK THAT'S IN CANADA
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
46 notes
empty-aisles: I searched every pocket that hung in the closet, until I found some matches and a brown leather jacket, one I swore I’d never worn, but it once kept you warm. Do you remember, we made love on the floor? And you still haven’t called, so I’ll wait until they’re closing the bars. I made a wish, but the match never lit. Translation: Hi my name’s Nate Ruess and I’m the...
Dec 31st
14 notes
Listenmagicinmyshoes: The Format - I’m Ready, I Am I...
Dec 31st
5 notes
Google Translate is translating this Portuguese...
SO WHY THE FUCK DID I FAIL FRENCH I USED THAT SHIT EVERYDAY IN THAT CLASS
Dec 31st
2 tags
The only Criminal Minds // Big Bang Theory crossover fanfiction that’s about Reid and Sheldon is in Portuguese well shit!
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
86 notes
Dec 31st
107 notes